MEAT Curlytop

Mga GAGITOS! Kilala niyo ba si Curlytop? Kung hinde, tuloy mo lang ang pagbasa. Kung hindi mo siya kilala, magbasa ka pa din, ungas ka!

Isang gabi, maliwanag ang flourescent bulb, nagkatagpo-tagpo ang mga dating magkakaibigan. Well, ang GAGITOS naman kasi, madalas talaga kaming magkausap-usap sa tulong ng Y!M, pero nakasalamuha naming muli ang aming mga nalumang kaibigan na sina Bisente at si Awin. Bakit naluma? Kasi, mga kaibigan namin silang nabaon na, dahil hindi na namin nakakausap, nakakatext, o nakikita. Well, that’s life. Tumatanda na tayo mga tsong, at nagiging busy ang mga artista. Hahaha!

At sa aming pagtatagpu-tagpo, hindi alam kung papano at sino ang gagong nagsimula ng panlalait. Well, yan ay isa talaga sa common interest namin, at isa sa mga strong thread na nagkokonek samin. Pero, bigla-bigla na lamang, bumabaha na ng panlalait ang conference. Akalain mong andami kong na-miss, at andami kong hindi na mabasa dahil sa bilis ng mgapangyayari. Plus, halos buong magdamag akong nagmukhang tanga sa harap ng laptop kakatawa mag-isa. I know, yung  iba ko ding  kausap e ganun din nangyari sa inyo. Or is it just me?! The hell..

Unang tinira ang isang sambayanang madalas niyo ng mabasa sa blog na ito. Yun nga ang naging mitsa para lalo naming palaguin ang The Adventures of The GAGITOS. Sila ang naging panggatong sa mga kagaguhan namin sa buhay. Ang OYAYE Community. Ok fine. Matagal na kaming hindi nagpakalowlife(?), kaya naman malamang sa ewan, e baka yung mga pangyayaring nangyari mahigit isang taon na ang nakakalipas, ay hindi na nangyayari sa ngayon. Thankg God kung ganon.

At sa aming pagrereminisce, bingyan namin ng award ang isa’t-isa. Ayon to sa mga nangyari nung nakaraang isang taon. The PINTASEROS.

The Legend of Oyaye          –          aKDa

Boy Pektus                          –          Wei

The Master                         –          dave

Kumakarir ng Ate               –          peToT

Callboy ng Oyaye               –          Bisente

The Flirt                             –          awin

Nangyayari ang pagbibigay ng aaward habang inaaalala namin yung mga taong minamoy namin. Baka gusto niyo silang panuodin. Eto…

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At para naman sa nagtataka kung sino si Curlytop at si Flowerpig at anong konek dito sa reunion ng Pintaseros…

Si curlytop, masaklap kasi ang childhood niya. Like this o…

mommy: curlytop! curlytop!

enter si curlytop, pa-skip-skip pa.

curlytop: hi! mommy.

mommy: c’mon my baby…mommy will make bilin to you before you go to school.

curlytop: yes, mommy… what is it, mommy?

mommy: listen, curlytop. I heard that in school, you are making tumbling in front of your
classmates.

curlytop: yes, mommy. they’re so hanga with me when I’m tumbling. they give me candies just to do it.

mommy: ay, sus, curlytop, they’re making uto-uto to you! Don’t ever do that again, baby. they just want to see your panty, baby.

curlytop: that’s okay na, mommy. before I go tumbling, I took off my panty na…

mommy: Oh man, longganisang lucban! baby, why did you do such a do?

curlytop: so that they won’t see my panty anymore, mommy.

mommy: they will not see your panty… but they will see your flower, baby.

curlytop: well, that’s okay, mom. they show me their birdies naman, e. hi hi hi.

mommy: oh man, longganisang lucban! That’s bad… you must not look at your classmates’ birdies.

curlytop: that’s alright, mommy-o! i didn’t look at their birdies…

mommy: that’s a good girl…

curlytop: I just…touch them…

mommy: waahhh! that’s twice as bad, baby. your classmates are bad boys…

curlytop: i know, mommy-oh! That’s why, i grabbed their birdies tight, and pushed the birdies up and down…till blood came out… but the color of the blood is white…

mommy: oh man, longganisang lucban… baby, it wasn’t blood… it was their…their sperm.

curlytop: mommy, it was blood… they said they’re just anemic.

mommy: baby, they’re trying to trick you… listen to me, it is not blood… it is sperm!

curlytop: really? oh… I see…that’s why it tastes salty…

mommy: waaahhh! baby, no more of this. you will not go to school anymore. tell the driver that you’re not going to school.

curlytop: well okay. i will get the candies that he is going to give me, anyway.

mommy: what? don’t tell me you go tumbling in front of the driver, too?

curlytop: only before he drives me to school… and mommy, he’s so hanga, too.

mommy: oh no!

curlytop: i took off my panty…?!

mommy: waahh! did he see your flower?

curlytop: but he showed me his birdie naman.

mommy: i told you, it’s bad to look at birdies!

curlytop: don’t get excited… I didn’t look at his birdie.

mommy: you just touched it…

curlytop: mmm… sort of!

mommy: oh no! for the last time, its bad to hold the driver’s birdie!

curlytop: oh, c’mon mommy-oh. I saw you did that last night!

mommy: waahhh… don’t ever tell that to your daddy!!!

curlytop: oh my, that’s weird. daddy also told me that when he hold our maid’s flower.

mommy: waaahhh…

**Source : pinoyjokes.net

There. You already met Curlytop. Siya kasi yung naging topic namin sa huling parte ng usapan, pati na ang kanyang current jowa na si Flowerpig. Kung gusto niyong makita pictures nila, contact hell again. O kaya naman, pwede niyo kaming ibefriend, tas bibigay namin.

P.S. (Pahabol na Salpak) – Nagkaputul-putol ang koneksyon ng mga miyembro ng Pintaseros dahil sa di malamang kadahilanan. Pero feeling namin, inatake kami ng CP(?!) virus. Nlait din kasi namin sila. At binalahura. At pinagtawanan. Tsktsktsk. Bilis ng karma no?

Pati yung PORN movie na gagawin ng GAGITOS and Friends (parang Lotlot and friends. Hahaha!), saka na. Haba na nito e. Tinatamad na ko.