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pasaway na bata! Disyembre 20, 2007

Posted by wei vines in Fun fUn fuN.
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paisa isa na lang na joke.. at least may concentration tayo sa isa lang diba? hehe

heniways, kopya lang to sa kung saan mang lupalop ng internet at matagal ng naka save sa email ko kaya di ko na maa-acknowledge yung kung sino mang gumawa nito.. whoever you are, thanks. 🙂

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making

dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time totell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at

school and at home.

Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike forhis birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did.

Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on hisbehavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he

deserved a bike for his birthday.

Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to writeGod a letter.

LETTER 1:Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for

my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,

Johnny

Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy thisyear, so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:Dear God, This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this

year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you,

Johnny

Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and startedagain.

LETTER 3:Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike

for my birthday.

Johnny

Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. Johnnywas very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go church.

"Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said.

Johnny walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. Helooked around to see if anyone was there.

He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped it under his shirtand ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his

room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper anda pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 4:I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed

YOU KNOW WHO

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Mga Puna»

1. dave1112 - Disyembre 20, 2007

waaahh anak ng putiktak…future kidnapper….hahaha

2. wei vines - Disyembre 20, 2007

at least alam niya na kung pano mag blackmail..hehe

3. aKDa - Disyembre 20, 2007

hahaha. may future sia sa industriyang iyan! woohoo!

4. koreanmine - Disyembre 20, 2007

hanef sa ransom Red Bike 😀

5. wei vines - Disyembre 21, 2007

ahihihihihi… bata eh..kaya red bike muna..pag lumaki laki, milyon na yung i-rransom niya..promise. 🙂

6. repah - Disyembre 21, 2007

hehehehe.. anak ng foto ha.. natatawa pa rin ako khit nabasa ko na yung tagalog versiyon niyan.. hihihihi

7. wei vines - Disyembre 21, 2007

hindi ko pa nababasa yung tagalog version..siguro mas malala si ‘juan’ kesa kay ‘little johnny’…? hmmm…


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